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Bff Jokes

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A woman complains to her BFF.

\- I simply don't know what to do. All my husband talks about is his Mom. It's always "Mom is a better cook", "Mom is better at cleaning", "Mom this", "Mom that"... never pays any attention to me.

\- Don't worry, that's no problem, - the friend reassures her. - You simply need to draw his att...

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Bff: You don't even have gf

Me: I got 55 at Reddit
(Cause karma is a ).

I could tell my girlfriend was cheating on me when she said she was at the mall with her BFF Jill

...when Jill was lying beside me this whole time. Smh

TEXTING for over 70s,The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature...

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? ...

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What do you say when a ghost makes you ?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

Credit to my bff.
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