Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all...
Well, her pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlour.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut crystal bowl sitting on top of ...
He o, a yo bea tif peop e!
I hope this message finds U L!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single.
The only married person was Otis, & he was the town drunk.
A man with a stutters sits on a train
He asks his neighbour: "e e excu cu se se m m me, wh wh what t t ti time i i is i i it?"
His neighbour remains quiet. This repeats a few times until a friendly person takes a pity and answers the stuttering guy.
After the stuttering guy leaves the train, the friendly person asks the...
A penguin is driving his car..
..when he hears a strange noise, and takes it to the mechanic.
The mechanic says it will take awhile and suggests the penguin go across the street to grab some ice cream while he waits.
So the penguin eats his ice cream with his flat little fins and tiny bea, then he goes back to the s...
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