Dire Straits and Chris Rea are getting together.....

......they are calling themselves Dire Rea.

Did you know that Andrew Rea's made a reaction channel?

Cringing with Babish

Tw‌‌o wive‌‌s went ou‌‌t fo‌‌r girls‌‌' night.

Bot‌‌h go‌‌t drunk‌‌, starte‌‌d walkin‌‌g hom‌‌e an‌‌d ha‌‌d t‌‌o g‌‌o t‌‌o th‌‌e bathroom‌‌. The‌‌y stoppe‌‌d a‌‌t ‌‌a cemeter‌‌y bu‌‌t ha‌‌d nothin‌‌g t‌‌o wip‌‌e with‌‌. On‌‌e use‌‌d he‌‌r pantie‌‌s an‌‌d th‌‌e othe‌‌r grabbe‌‌d ‌‌a wreat‌‌h of‌‌f ‌‌a grave‌‌.

Th‌‌e nex‌‌t morning‌‌, on‌‌e...

A father came to school

His son's teacher is reaing his grades: "English F, Math F, Science F..."

Father: "What? My son is gonna fail!"

Teacher: "Let's bet 100 bucks he won't"

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is "mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach"!

How does the overlook hotel batter it's chicken?

With bREaD cRUMbs.

The Stuttering Bible Salesman

A man had just accepted his new job as a door-to-door Bible salesman and was introducing himself to his new co-workers.

It quickly became clear that the man had a severe stutter and the other workers began to make fun of him for it. But by the end of the week when the man had sold over 1,000 ...

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