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Suarez Jokes

I just downloaded Luis Suarez best moments video

It was only three megabytes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Urugay still complaining about Suarez punishment:

"Don´t forget that 4 human months are 2 dog years."

What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics?

Luiz Suarez.

The Queen of England is on a cruise

When they see Christiano Ronaldo thrashing for help in the middle of the ocean, being violently attacked by a great white shark.

But before she can have her staff do anything, a speedboat comes by, and in it is Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez! They pull up to the shark and hit it with paddles ti...

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