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Be Strand Jokes

‪If I were to be stranded on an island with anyone I would prefer to be stranded with a vegan...

Mostly because it's healthier to eat grass-fed meat. ‬

If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive?

America.

When I was learning to drive in the winter, my Dad told me, "If you're ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it."

One cold, snowy Minnesota night, I got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, I couldn't see any street signs. With no map in my car and a dead cell phone, I thought I might be stranded so I pulled over to the side of the road.

Then breaking through the flu...

Paddy and Mick

Paddy asks Mick. "Who is the one person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with?".

Mick replys. "My uncle Harry because he has a boat".

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Three men are stranded in the desert

One man finds a lantern and makes a bet with the third man that there won’t be a genie in the lamp. Much to his surprise, there is a genie. The genie each grants them one wish.

The first man says: “I no longer want to be stranded here, I wish to return to my home”
The genie grants the wish...

If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,,

I'd still be stranded on an island.

3 people were stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean

The first person is missing his family. His wife just had his son and he misses him very much. The second person is also sad because he had just got married yesterday. The third person however, can do nothing but smile.
All of a sudden, a lamp falls out of the sky and onto the hands of the first...

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Desert Island Deppression

A man gets stranded on a desert island and after a few days begins to starve. He climbs a tree desperately in search of food when he comes across a spirit at the top. The spirit agrees to grant him three wishes.

His first wish is for unlimited food & drink. The spirit grants it and he is ...

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