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Be Frighten Jokes

A priest was approached one night by Satan himself.

"Do not be frightened," said Satan. "I have an offer to make. I will make you tremendously powerful, famous and rich in return for just one small favour: half of your ability to hear."

The priest was stunned. "Let me think about it for a few days."

The next morning, the priest requeste...

I've suffered from terrible nightmares for years now

Not once have they disturbed my sleep. At this point, I don't think they're even trying to be frightening.

a teacher asks

to one student.
teacher: there are 13 birds on a tree. i shoot at them. 5 of them down to ground. how many birds remain?

student: zero. because they will be frightened and flied away.

teacher: no. 8birds. but i like your style.

student: so can i ask a question?

teac...

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Grandpa telling war stories

Grandpa tells his grandson war stories.

"Once we got surrounded by Germans from all sides, there was shooting, we were lying down helpless, scared, bullets flying above our heads, and... and..."

"And what grandpa?"

"Uh... Can't tell you son"

"Please grandpa, tell me!"
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