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Battery Power Jokes

Batman's suit ran out of battery power.

Batman: I need a battery

Robin: What's a tery?

My battery powered dinosaur toy has stopped working.

I guess it just has a bad case of e-reptile dysfunction.

I thought my watch ran out of battery power...

It scared me for a second.

[Long]A man who owned a clock shop wanted to set a world record.

He found one: Most battery powered devices he’d at once. He decided to use his clocks. As he was holding more and more, a crowd started to gather. However the man hadn’t been paying his taxes on time. An IRS guy saw him on his way to collect the mans taxes. He asked the man to pay his taxes. The man...

Some Crazy Inventions That Never Got Patented

1. Underwater Hair dryer.
2. A parachute that opens on impact.
3. Non-stick glue.
4. A telescope that makes objects look further than they really are.
5. A microscope that makes objects look smaller than they really are.
6. A solar powered flash-light that only works during the day.<...

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