I don't think you should make all of our different banknotes out of mushrooms!
Why not? Certainly you understand that money is fungible!
An old lady in her deathbed calls her husband for something important
"George, I want you to go in the attic and open the third drawer of the black polished furniture. I want you to bring me what you find there."
The husband goes upstairs in the attic and finds the furniture near the entrance, he opens the third drawer and finds an egg box with 3 eggs in it,...
two blondes want to forge banknotes
Two blondes want to forge banknotes. They can't decide whether to forge $50 or $100 banknotes - they argue a little and then they settle to a compromise: to forge $60 banknotes. They want to first test it on their blonde neighbour: so one of them goes to the neighbour - after a while she returns, sm...
I really tried to embrace change.
But to be honest, I still prefer banknotes.
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An Irishman goes to the doctor's surgery ...
and he says to the doctor "Top o' the morning Doc, I've got a little problem. It's a pain like, in me arse."
So the doctor says "Well we'd better have a look at it. Take your trousers and pants down."
After the patient assumes the position the doctor gets a rubber glove, some lubrican...
I was walking home drunk when I came across some people collecting for charity.
I don't know why they got so upset when I vomited in their bucket of coins and banknotes.
They had clearly labelled it: FOR THE SICK.