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Mcs Jokes

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My grandpa loves jokes and over quarantine he sent us an extensive list of jokes. He called these ones groaners. Please enjoy. ( NSFW warning I donā€™t know how to tag it)

I lived in a houseboat for a while and started seeing the girl next door. Eventually, we drifted apart.



My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic. I refused. If Iā€™m going to have sex, it is going to be on my own Accord.



A man tried to sell ...

What does Scottish Bart Simpson say

Aye, caramba






He is also called McSimpson

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England vs Scotland Euros 21

It is just before Scotland v England in the Euroā€™s Group game.



Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.



"What's up?" he asks.



"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's impor...

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