Two men on a pilgrimage spend the night at a Nunnery. They take a shower across the hall. When they want to start they notice they forgot the soap and one of them quickly darts back to their room to get two little travel soaps. Just as he wants to cross the hallway two nuns walk by, thinking on his ...
What was God doing before creation?
He was preparing hell, for those who pry to deep.
(This is actually a joke from Augustine!)