Attaching Jokes - 7 Hilarious Attaching Jokes

I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, so I immediately reported him to the authorities...

Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck!

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I was told that you catch more fish if you put maggots in your mouth for 5m before attaching them to your rod. Is this true?

I await your replies with baited breath.

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I gave a speech on attaching wooden planks

I nailed it

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What's worse than attaching a baby to a washing line and spinning it around at 100mph?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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I tried to make a belt by attaching all of my old wristwatches together.

It was a waist of time.

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are a...

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Why are prisoners not allowed to have email?

Don't want to risk someone attaching a file.

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