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Astrological Sign Jokes

Astrological signs are a great way to see if two people are compatible.

For instance, if you volunteer your astrological sign in conversation, we can’t be friends.

All of the astrological signs survived the sinking of the Titanic except

Leo

Dating back then.

When Jeff was younger, a guy would often begin a conversation with a lady by asking her what her astrological sign was. As usual, it didn't work for him. At a party, he asked a young lady, "Hey, what's your sign?" She took a quick look at him and replied, "Do Not Disturb."

Bullfrog

If Kermit's astrological sign is Taurus, does that make him a Bullfrog?

I went in to a pet shop.

I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?”

The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, "I don't care what astrological sign it is."

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