Mordor Jokes

One does not simply walk into Mordor

Always Tolkien in her sleep...

The orchestra.

Because they were on tour and only got back at the end.

They use Sauron wrap

But Elijah Wood.

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R... read more

He ate in Mordoration

They prefer to support local brick and Mordor.

It was Mordor on the dance floor.

I've been found guilty of second-degree Mordor.

The Department of Mordor Vehicles

As the fellowship of the ring was being formed Bilbo had been eavisdropping outside of the meeting, not being able to help his curiosity.
He had heard young Frodo take upon himself the burden of the ring, Sam, Merry and Pippin joining him on the foolish quest. Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Boromir ... read more

He heard someone say that meat is mordor.

It’s called Mordor Kombat.

Because he lived in Mordor.

It was Mordor on the dance-floor.

Mordor

With Mordor-vation!

Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"

Sauron: "No, Mordor."

Because other cars have Mordor.