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Arts Degree Jokes

Three liberal arts degree students walk into a bar

Next week, it was a Starbucks cafe

What's the difference between a Pizza and a Lib-arts degree?

A pizza is able to feed an entire family.

What's the difference between someone with an arts degree and a philosophy degree ?

The philosophy degree will ask why you want fries with that.

I don't know why people say that no employer will be interested in your liberal arts degree.

I would love to hire someone who has clearly shown that they don't care at all about how much money they make.

Degrees

The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'

The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'

The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'

The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with ...

Yet another art major joke

An artist walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, here's an art joke. How do you get an art major off your front porch? You pay for the pizza!" the bartender jests. "Oh, very funny. I'll have you know that now that I have my fine arts degree I don't have to deliver to people anymore. In fact, peop...

Do something you love and never work a day in your life they said

So I got a liberal arts degree.

At the men's bathroom of the local college...

... above the toilet paper dispenser was a piece of graffiti:

"Liberal Arts Degrees. Take One."

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