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Apple Phone Jokes

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What did the Apple Phone designer do when he got home?

Jack off

I got a new Apple phone

It seemed like it was missing a byte.

Unvaccinated children are like Apple phones;

they die after three or four years.

An Asian kid asks his mom

“Mom, what does “an Apple a day keeps the doctors away” mean?”

Mom says, “ah, my dear son, it means that if you play games on your Apple phone everyday, you will never get your PhD”

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