Iphone 6 Jokes - 16 Hilarious Iphone 6 Jokes

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CAN MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO ARE ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE ...

Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men?

Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, "six plus"

My girlfriend is like my iPhone 6

I don't have an iPhone 6

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The CEO of Apple came out gay...

Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight

The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well.

It was a huge 6s!

You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...

They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.

You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.

Everyone's switching from the iPhone 5 to the iPhone 6 for an extra inch

...I sure hope my girlfriend doesn't do the same.

Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:

They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.

Girl: How do you know Apple is run by men? Because they call it the iPhone 6+ when it's only 5.5 inches long

Guy: Of course it's run by men, it's a trillion dollar company, not a kitchen

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife

I thought it was a good trade.

Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!

MY PARENTS NEVER BUY ME ANYTHING

-Sent from iphone 6

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After taking a long needed break, Goldilocks decided it was time for some more breaking and entering.

She found an unlocked, unoccupied house and let herself in.

She first found an iPhone 4. "This phone is too small," she said. Then she found an iPhone 6 plus, but that phone was too big. Then she found an iPhone 6, and Goldilocks said, "doesn't anyone here own a fucking Android?"

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

But you didn't pick up

Two Types of People:
---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup
---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup.

Pokémon Go

Yesterday evening my little brother came home all sad and angry. I asked him what happened and apparently a group of kids was mad at him because he beat their gym at the park nearby.

“Don’t you dare to come here ever again or we’ll beat you down!” they threatened.

I took my phone and w...

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