Iphone X Jokes - 30 Hilarious Iphone X Jokes

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Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

What's the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold?

An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.

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CAN ADMINS OF THIS SUBREDDIT REDDIT DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, A WOMAN. SHE’S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE X IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE SE AND OB...

I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x

He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket

I recently bought a 256GB iPhone X, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyway, I'm doing a giveaway.

The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not very tall.

My girl doesn’t need an Iphone X

She already gets facial recognition

IPhone X sales have dropped in North-Korea..

Apparently one supreme face unlocks them all......

I really like the iPhone X

It's the only thing that gets turned on by looking at me

Everybody loves the iPhone X, XS and 11 Pro...

Because their top notch

iPhone X has face recognition...

so girls aren't gonna be able to unlock their phones when they take their makeup off

What does Titanic and the iPhone X have in common?

Jack is dead.

Husband on second day of marriage :-

He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.

Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this mor...

Why can't you buy two iPhone X's?

You can't survive with no kidneys...

It took guts to buy the new iPhone X

Specifically, both my kidneys, my pancreas, and my large intestine.

A lot of people think that IPhone X price is too much, and no one will buy it.

But over the last week people paid over $800 for a packet of sauce, so anything must be possible.

iPhone X has facial recognition.

It'll look at your face & tell you that you can't afford it.

Everyone is wondering why Apple released the iPhone 8 and iPhone X (10), but didn't mention the iPhone 9.

It's probably because 7 8 9.

I’m selling an almost brand new iPhone X with a minor issue for $50

Issue: the owner is calling

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£1000 for the new iPhone X?

Hope airplane mode takes me on fucking holiday.

A boy shows his new iPhone X to a friend....

The friend is jealous and asked him: "Where did you get it?"

To that the boy replies: "I won it in a race"

The friend, intrigued asks: "Against whom?"

To that the boy replies again: "The phone's owner and two police officers....

You know why the iPhone X is the biggest leap forward ever?

Because they skipped 9.

Whoever left their iPhone X at Katz Deli in NYC

Please stop calling my new phone.

iPhone X, Pixel 2 XL, Note 8: a poor man's review

unaffordable, unaffordable, unaffordable

Not sure how the iPhone X facial identification would work for my ex-girlfriend

Because she's so two-faced

My wife is so ugly...

she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.

I just donated the contents of my wallet, my iPhone X, and my $10,000 Rolex watch to some poor guy living on the streets.

You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he put his gun back into his pocket.

I’m trying to come up with an iphone 11 joke...

It’s basically an iphone X joke with a few minor tweaks and improvements

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Son: I want an iPhone X for Christmas

Dad: What's the magic word?

Son: Karen

Dad: Who's Karen.

Son: The woman that comes over when I'm asleep and mum is out...

Dad: ...

Son: ...

Dad: You want a case with that ...

Two siblings, a boy and a girl opens their Christmas presents

The boy received a football hat while the girl received a wonderful gold necklace.

The next year, the boy received a puzzle and the girl received an new wardrobe full of clothes.

And the next year again, the boy finds out he got a cheap chinese phone while his sister received an iPhon...

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So far have we gone, stressing up ourselves today. Let me remind you something, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY. What this popular saying meant is that we shouldn't spend all our time on work. At least, making out 20 percent of your total time should be enough fun.

Today, I have m...

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