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Ambivalent Jokes

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I’m ambivalent about having toast for breakfast.

On the up side, it’s buttered.

On the down side,…it isn’t.

I am a little ambivalent about pizza.

On the upside, it has some great toppings.

On the downside, it doesn’t.

I had an ambivalent girlfriend once, but I had to dump her.

I found out she was addicted to Meh.

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Don't Worry. The Tides Will Take Care of It.

Upon learning that the captain of the freighter that blocked the Suez Canal was ambivalent about the mess he created, the ship has been re-christened as the *No Fucks Ever Given.*

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