Why did the witch from Hansel and Gretel always think she was sick?
She had Munch House-n syndrome
How did Hansel and Gretel get lost in das woods?
the trail was crumby.
I rewrote Hansel & Gretel but changed the oven to a mobile stove.
The title is now Hansel & Griddle.
TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...
They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.
Three friends at the bar...
- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel" - The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" - The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".