UPJOKE
margaretehanselquicklymadelinemacbethgretchentchaikovskyharknessaudrahammersteinmacmillanmendelssohnmarcellajanietricia

Gretel Jokes

Why did Hansel and Gretel claim they were sick?

They had Munch hausen.

I rewrote Hansel & Gretel but changed the oven to a mobile stove.

The title is now Hansel & Griddle.

TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...

They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

Three friends at the bar...

- The first: "You know... my wife wants two children after seeing Hansel and Gretel"
- The second: "My wife instead wants seven children after seeing Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
- The third: "Umh I have to go, my wife is watching 101 Dalmatians".

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.