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Amuses Jokes

It always amuses me to think what must have happened in Star Trek over the next three hundred years for a Frenchman like Picard to have an English accent...

And not an Arabic one.

A man is making love to his boss's wife.

She whispers passionately to him, "Kiss me!"

He responds, "Are you kidding me? I shouldn't even be doing *this*!"

Edit: This is a joke I remember reading from the forward to Bob Newhart's memoir. I don't recall to whom he attributed it, but I like it because it treads a path that is ne...

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Jimmy Carter, a president, invited Leonid Brezhnev to the White House for an evening of the usual state activities.

As part of the entertainment, Carter invited Brezhnev to sit down at the official White House piano and play a dirge of the Volga or the Fall of Leningrad. As Brezhnev sat down to play, he could not help but notice a red button at the end of the keyboard.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, he...

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