Dwarfism Jokes - 18 Hilarious Dwarfism Jokes

TIL that October is Dwarfism awareness month.

This surprised me, because I'd have thought it would have been February...

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

And with the cost of living going up at the moment, they're really struggling to put food on the table.

I’ve seen a few jokes about dwarfs recently and I’m sick of it.

My girlfriend has dwarfism, and is kinder and works harder than anyone I know. She deserves respect and shouldn’t be treated so poorly by you lot.

In fact, to make it up to her I’m going to make her a lovely meal, pour her a glass of wine, and run her a nice hot sink.

Did you see that Dwarfism was in the news today?

It's a growing problem.

My mother with dwarfism feels she is underpaid at work...

Apparently shes unsatisfied making mini Mum wage.

My wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window...

...she said it was a little condescending.

A psychic who has dwarfism escaped from prison yesterday.

He's a small medium at large.

A recent study shows that 6 out of 7 persons affected with dwarfism are not happy.

They are grumpy, sleepy, dopey, bashful, sneezy and doc.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a bookie with dwarfism?

One’s bad. The other is a little better.

What will a cure for Dwarfism lead to? Dwarf shortage

If offended, grow up

A man with dwarfism walked out of the wig store after haggling for a good deal.

It was a small price toupee'.

An guy with dwarfism tried explaining he escaped by climbing down the outside wall of a prison

It was a little condescending.

TIL: The actor Herve Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island) gave almost his entire fortune to benefit others that also suffered from dwarfism.

After amassing several million dollars from his role on the famed TV show ('77-'84) and from his role as Nick Nack in The Man With the Golden Gun, Herve dedicated his life to charitable causes that would benefit other "little people". Understanding that they had special needs, he self-funded a hous...

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A pair of twins with dwarfism go out for a night of drinking...

...They get to the bar and see this beautiful set of blonde twins with huge breasts sitting at a table. They approach the ladies and ask if they can buy them a drink. The ladies accept and thy drink all night together.

When the bar closes the brothers ask the ladies to go back to their respec...

Unfortunately my Grandfather passed away after suffering from a short illness.

He had Dwarfism

I made an app that tells you were people with dwarfism are at all times.

I can't be the only one thinking of the imp-locations.

So I was walking down town near the local prison...

And as I was walking down the street, I see a man with dwarfism climbing up the wall of the prison looking to escape.

He looked over at me so I waved at him. He gave me a nasty stare and scoffed at me as he began climbing down.

I said to myself "that's a little con-descending"

So there's a British man with a fascination with horses...

So there's a British man with a fascination with horses. He's so fascinated, in fact, that he's spent most of his life collecting them. On his massive ranch in his massive stables he has a collection of hundreds of horses, most of them rare. However, he ESPECIALLY has a thing for tiny horses (who wo...

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