In order to find out whose love is truly unconditional.... lock both your wife & dog in the trunk of your car for approximately 15-30 minutes. When you open the trunk, who is excited to see you? That’s your answer.
*DO NOT try this at home. This is a joke and I cannot be held res...
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “Lawyer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree t...
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A joke from the 1800s
" While passing a house on the road, two Virginia salesmen spotted a "very peculiar chimney, unfinished, and it attracting their attention, they asked a flaxen-haired urchin standing near the house if it 'drawed well' whereupon the aforementioned urchin gave them the stinging retort: 'Yes, it draws ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the morgue on the other side. He was called in to identify his wife who had been hit by a truck that morning, due to failing to 'stop, look, and listen' before crossing the aforementioned road.
Just wrote this one about my esteemed profession. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:
Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly f...
Do you know what grinds my gears?
Do you know what grinds my gears? I have to read the aforementioned title twice for most jokes.
The old man, the prince, and the fish.
Once upon a time, there was a prince of a certain land, who wanted to be a lowly fisherman when he grew up. But try as he could, he couldn't ever catch a single fish. He had tried many methods, including nets, spears, and traps, but all to no avail.
Furthermore, he was looked down upon by the...