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Foregoing Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement. Whereas the party of the first part, who will be henceforth be addressed as 'the lawyers' and the party of the second part, henceforth addressed as 'th...

A farmer is sitting in his living room. Across from him are three potential suitors for his daughter.

Having a hard time deciding which of the three will get the honor, he decides to let them compete.

"Boys, I just can't decide so we're gonna have a little contest: Whomever can recite the best poem about their intentions with my daughter can have her hand in marriage."

The first guy...

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