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Using Homeopathy is really easy

There's literally nothing to it.
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Homeopathy and prayers work in the same way.

They don't.
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The problem with homeopathy...

There are way too many homeopaths out there. It would be a more effective field of study if homeopaths were thinned out a little, say 1 per 10 million people.
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Actually I wanted to tell a joke about homeopathy.

But I don't think it works.
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Don't dismiss homeopathy.

It has been proven to reduce swelling of the wallet.
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Homeopathy weight loss tip:



Drink diluted water.
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Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on his homeopathy pills?

He forgot to take them.
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The creator of homeopathy has just died.

Massive underdose, apparently.
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Someone told me that homeopathy is complete crap.

I told him, it's only 0.00000001% crap, it's been watered down so much.

I try to limit how often I make homeopathy jokes

That just makes them stronger.
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Doctors who are practicing homeopathy will go on strike.

It will last five seconds.
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I'm not a huge fan homeopathy...

...but I guess it's okay in small amounts.
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I was thinking about getting into the business of homeopathy.

But the market was too diluted.
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science explained

This is a joke translated from german
Original is from Vince Ebert, a german comedian

What is Science? Simple said Science is about making a prediction and then try to proof it,
Example:
If i theorise "There is Beer in the fridge!" and then proceed and go looking into the fridge fo...
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A Doctor comes to a patient with some bad news

Doctor: Your test results have returned and I'm afraid I have some bad news to tell-

Patient: I'm sick of you know-it-all doctors with your tests and treatments and drugs and diseases. I'm a proud practitioner of homeopathy, an astrologist, and an expert in horoscopes. Speak to me properly!...

How to sell sugar for 100$ per pack?

Call it homeopathy.
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