Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on his homeopathy pills?

He forgot to take them.

Homeopathy and prayers work in the same way.

They don't.

Actually I wanted to tell a joke about homeopathy.

But I don't think it works.

The problem with homeopathy is that

there are too many homeopaths. It would be more effective if they were thinned out a bit, say one homeopath per ten trillion people...

The creator of homeopathy has just died.

Massive underdose, apparently.

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A Doctor comes to a patient with some bad news

Doctor: Your test results have returned and I'm afraid I have some bad news to tell-

Patient: I'm sick of you know-it-all doctors with your tests and treatments and drugs and diseases. I'm a proud practitioner of homeopathy, an astrologist, and an expert in horoscopes. Speak to me properly!...

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Someone told me that homeopathy is complete crap.

I told him, it's only 0.00000001% crap, it's been watered down so much.

Homeopathy weight loss tip:



Drink diluted water.

I try to limit how often I make homeopathy jokes

That just makes them stronger.

Don't dismiss homeopathy.

It has been proven to reduce swelling of the wallet.

I was thinking about getting into the business of homeopathy.

But the market was too diluted.

Doctors who are practicing homeopathy will go on strike.

It will last five seconds.

I'm not a huge fan homeopathy...

...but I guess it's okay in small amounts.

Hey, what a nice dog you have there, what's his name?

- He's called Homeopathy.
- Can I pet him?
- Yeah sure, he won't do anything.

How to sell sugar for 100$ per pack?

Call it homeopathy.

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