Homeopathy Jokes - 16 Hilarious Homeopathy Jokes

Using Homeopathy is really easy

There's literally nothing to it.

Homeopathy and prayers work in the same way.

They don't.

The problem with homeopathy...

There are way too many homeopaths out there. It would be a more effective field of study if homeopaths were thinned out a little, say 1 per 10 million people.

Actually I wanted to tell a joke about homeopathy.

But I don't think it works.

Don't dismiss homeopathy.

It has been proven to reduce swelling of the wallet.

Homeopathy weight loss tip:

Drink diluted water.

Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on his homeopathy pills?

He forgot to take them.

The creator of homeopathy has just died.

Massive underdose, apparently.

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Someone told me that homeopathy is complete crap.

I told him, it's only 0.00000001% crap, it's been watered down so much.

I try to limit how often I make homeopathy jokes

That just makes them stronger.

Doctors who are practicing homeopathy will go on strike.

It will last five seconds.

I'm not a huge fan homeopathy...

...but I guess it's okay in small amounts.

I was thinking about getting into the business of homeopathy.

But the market was too diluted.

science explained

This is a joke translated from german
Original is from Vince Ebert, a german comedian

What is Science? Simple said Science is about making a prediction and then try to proof it,
Example:
If i theorise "There is Beer in the fridge!" and then proceed and go looking into the fridge fo...

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A Doctor comes to a patient with some bad news

Doctor: Your test results have returned and I'm afraid I have some bad news to tell-

Patient: I'm sick of you know-it-all doctors with your tests and treatments and drugs and diseases. I'm a proud practitioner of homeopathy, an astrologist, and an expert in horoscopes. Speak to me properly!...

How to sell sugar for 100$ per pack?

Call it homeopathy.

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