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Abominable Snowman Jokes

Has the Abominable snowman called?

“Has the abominable snowman called?” my friend asked me

To which I replied

“Not Yeti”

I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman

Yeti still does

Where does the abominable snowman put his money?

In the snowbank

Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink,

He answered "Yea Tea".

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"

"Not-a-Yeti"

I apologize for this ahead of time

So there was this man who lived in Canada. He was bored of his work life, and it was Christmas time, so he decided to go on vacation, and he settled on Mexico. He went to Mexico, and after arriving to his hotel, he decided to ask the man behind the desk about tourist locations. The man told him abou...

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