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99 Problems Jokes

I've got 99 problems...

Please help me.

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In 101 Dalmatians there were 99 problems and bitches were approximately half of them

This got banned from Showerthoughts for being a pun, and I knew you guys liked puns so here we are!

I have 99 problems and being handsome solves 54 of them

Therefore I have 99 problems.

If you're having tuning problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one

My doc prescibed me an RX for my poison ivy and oak allergies.

I got 99 problems but an itch aint one.

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What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework?

I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one.

TIL Although Hansel and Gretel were able to evade being eaten, they developed 99 illnesses due to the fact that they lived in the candy house for over a month...

They got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

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