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Body Count Jokes

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I thought that people asking me what my body count is were asking how many people I've killed, not how many people I've had sex with;

Now everyone thinks I'm some sort of nymphomaniac

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Body Count

Him: "What's your body count?"

Me: "For What?"

Him: "People you've slept with..."

Me: "Ohhh! I thought you saw the basement..."

Him: "What?"

Me: "What?"

What’s the difference between a serial killer and a politician?

The body count

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2 Assassins Are Talking To Each Other

One of them asks "Whats your body count?"

The second Assassin says, "10,000".

The first Assassin spits out his drink and says, "Are you serious? Is that for murder or sex?"

The second Assassin says, "Yes."

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A man in the military recently broke up with his ex, so he decided to visit a bar to meet some women.

The man notices a seductive looking woman sitting at the bar.

He introduces himself and she introduces herself likewise.

The woman has a strong sex drive, so she asks him a sexual question to get straight to the point. She asks, “Hey cutie, what’s your body count?”

The man repli...

What is one thing that the police and china have in common?

They both hide their body count

What's the difference between home school and regular school in the US?

The body count.

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