To all the people who call me too lazy to achieve anything in life...
Proving you wrong is what gets me up from bed.... in the afternoon.
So my wife said to me, "I swear, it's like all men share one brain"
I wanted to think of a clever comeback, but it wasn't my turn to use the brain
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I was in the motherland, when I walk into a pub with only one man in it. I pull up a chair as he slides me a beer and I ask him why he's all alone. He answers,
"You see that barn out the window? I built that barn all by myself with my bare hands! But do they call me McGregor: The Barn Builder? NO!" He points out the other window."Y'see that bridge out there? I built that all by myself, stone by stone with me bare hands! But do they call me McGregor: The Br...
All my colleagues at work call me “Mr. Compromise.”
It isn’t my first choice for a nickname, but I’m ok with it.
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