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4chan Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit and 4chan?

A REEEEEE-post

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

[ANTI-CLIMACTIC] The difference between 4chan, Yahoo answers, and Reddit

A man gets sick with a cold, so he decides to browse the internet to get effective remedies to help him.

He visits Yahoo answers, and gets a response telling him to "use bed :))))"

He visits Reddit, after posting his question, he realizes he posted in r/gaming, he gets downvoted to obl...

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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4chan turns 18 today..

Meaning it's now legal for it to fucking suck as much as it does.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she posted nudes to 4chan

The website’s name changed to mis4chan

Why does r/4chan never laugh at a post?

Because they are all REEEEEposts.

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A guy on 4chan called me a "pussy" today.

Joke's on him: that's still more than he'll ever get.

If they had a 4chan game...

It'd always be in beta.

Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan

They've named the project Channing Tatum.

So 4chan hosted its very first live meetup this week...

I just don't know why they chose Charlottesville as the location.

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Fishing Priest

A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says, "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!"

"Hey, mind your language!" says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - it's a Fucker fish." Accep...

What's the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? [x-post from r/4Chan]

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

[Source:](http://i.imgur.com/L4kXpw8.jpg)

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All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users

Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit.

What do you get when you combine an image board website and a popular puzzle game show?

Wheel of 4chan!

At first, I thought my idea for a social media platform had failed

But then I made a 4chan.

I got rich by creating an anonymous imageboard website.

I made a 4chan.

My mother always told me if you have nothing nice to say

join 4chan

A Chinese Family had 4 Children Anonymously

They always had to hide the 4chans

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

What's the best thing about advertising using Internet memes?

You don't have to spend a 4Chan to get the word out.

I used to have a co-worker named Joe.

He seemed to have come out of no where. When he first got the job, We asked him where he was from, but he would always just shrug off the question. Nevertheless, Joe and I got along really well.

One day, he approached me and asked if he could move in with me and my girlfriend. He told us abou...

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When I was young I spent my summers on my mean Auntie and Uncle's farm.

When I was 10 until I was 13, I spent my summers staying on my Auntie and Uncle's farm. My mom said it was to "build character" but really its because I was out of school and she was a single mother and had to work. Auntie and Uncle were not physically abusive but did tell me I was "trash" and all s...

How to make $500 fast

Attach it to a rocket

Credit: 4chan

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All divine beings gather for an emergency meeting

The gods take their time, but one by one everyone is in attendance around a long, dark table on a well-lit cloud.

Yahweh is at the head of the table, simply dressed and glowing. Satan sat at the other end, dressed in a casual suit and a trench coat, a cigarette in hand.

**Yahweh:** O...

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Ving and Ling

#DISCLAIMER: This IS a repost. The original was from 4chan I think. I do not take any credit whatsoever.

Earlier this year, a Chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off wi...

Fredrick the train conductor

Frederick, a train conductor, was driving his train when he thought browsing Reddit at the controls was a good idea. The train suffered a terrible crash and only those in the front of the train survived. Frederick was put on trial for the negligent homicide of nearly a hundred people. He was found g...

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