One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emo...
I have no problem with cocaine.
I've quit it 146 times.
A recent worldwide survey showed...
A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 7,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
22 Miles Per Hour
A cop is driving down a freeway and he suddenly sees a car going slow, like incredibly slow. He thinks "people who drive at super slow speeds are just as bad as driving super fast on a freeway." He takes out his radar gun, and takes the speed of the car. It reads 22 miles per hour. The cop decides t...
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