Severus Jokes - 9 Hilarious Severus Jokes

Why can’t Severus Snape be a herbology teacher?

He can’t keep the lilies alive.

Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener

His lilies always die

Literature professor: "Why can't Severus Snape be a herbology teacher?"

Student A: "Because he can't keep the Lillies alive."

Student B: "Maybe he didn't put them in the right Potter?"

How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor?

By slitherin’.

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"Harry, I want to tell you something. I'm gay", says Remo Lupin

"What? Are you fucking serious?"

"No Harry, I'm fucking Severus"

Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?

It's because his Lily died.

Oh No! Snape has been fired from Hogwarts!

They didn't even give him a Severus package.

Following the events of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, how did the Hogwarts payroll department satisfy the sudden termination of Albus Dumbledore?

Severus Package

The entire Slytherin staff is getting laid off soon

I hear they're getting a good Severus package.

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