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Zz Top Jokes

What's a centipedes favorite ZZ Top song?

Shes got legs

Who is ZZ Top’s favourite hockey player?

Gordie Howe Howe Howe Howe

What’s ZZ Top’s favorite cough suppressant?

Hao hao hao halls.

A reporter hears about a new cafe that is a smash hit

He heads on down to see a long line of women outside, all waiting to get inside. Making his way inside, he is shocked to see Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top Fame standing behind the counter, serving tea. He walks up and asks "Hey, aren't you Billy Gibbons?"\\

"Sure am."

"Are the other guys her...

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