Zoning Law Jokes

And St. Peter said, "Well, I checked you out, and you meet all of the qualifications. But there’s one problem."

"We have some tough zoning laws up here, and we keep all of the oil prospectors over in that pen. And as you can see, it is absolutely chock-full. There is no room for you.’"
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“Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flash before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending... read more

St. Peter says, "Welcome, we've been expecting you. But there's only one problem, we have some tough zoning laws around here and all we put all the Trump supporters in that area. And as you can see it's absolutely choked full. There is no room for you."

The Trump supporter says, "That's ok. M... read more