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Yaris Jokes

WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE CAR? THE YARis

I'd like to think I'm the only one to come up with this dad joke. I'd also like to think I'm handsome.

My brother got a Tesla

My brother picked up a Tesla a few months back and it spoiled him for other cars. So last night, I pick him up from the airport in my old Yaris.

After a few minutes of driving, he says, “We need to get you into something all-electric.”

Looking back, I reply, “Best I can afford is a bat...

Just had a very embarrassing misunderstanding with my new Irish girlfriend.

Turns out she just wanted me to take her in the Yaris.

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