Casanova Jokes - 4 Hilarious Casanova Jokes

At a Halloween party, I met a guy and said, “Nice costume. Casanova?”

Him: Guy Fawkes.

Me: I wouldn’t have put it that way, but I guess you’re right.

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What is the difference between Jesus and Casanova?

The facial expression when getting nailed.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered."
Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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Steve dates a girl for the first time

Unfortunately, he doesn't know anything about sex, so he fears that it could get serious

Desperate he asks his friend Tom, a real Casanova, for some tips

Tom thinks for a little bit and says:
"Alright, if you want to please a girl, its all about movement. Let's do an exercise!"
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