What do you call a witcher on his horse?

Cavillry

Which Witcher knows the answers to all questions?

Geralt of Trivia

What do witchers do when they're not busy killing monsters?

They kill time

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A witcher hypnotises a vagrant and mistakenly knocks out his teeth.

It was Axii Dental.

„Wow a PS10! What games do you got?“

„GTA 5, The Witcher 3, Destiny 2 and Minecraft“

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A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet $100 that no one here has a musical instrument that my octopus can't play."

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old lute.

The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing Toss a ...

What song was performed at Geralt Of Rivia's funeral?

Ding Dong The Witcher's Dead

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