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Witcher Jokes

What would they call the Witcher if he got fat?

Geralt the Wide Wolf.

What do you call a witcher that's great at answering random questions?

Geralt of trivia.

What do witchers do when they're not busy killing monsters?

They kill time

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Did you hear about the Witcher parody coming out?

The Attack of the Milfgardians

What did Geralt the Witcher say when the reddit user tossed a coin at him?

Thanks for the gold/silver

„Wow a PS10! What games do you got?“

„GTA 5, The Witcher 3, Destiny 2 and Minecraft“
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