The Hero: I'm on a quest to avenge the death of my Father!

The Paladin: You have my sword!

The Elf: And my bow!

The Dwarf: And my axe!

The Necromancer: And your father!

What did the necromancer say at the funeral

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Where does a necromancer get skeletons?

He works his zombies to the bone.

What's with all the hate for Necromancers?

Can't a guy raise a family in peace?

What do you call it when a Necromancer has issues raising the dead?

Resurrectile Disfunction!

What’s a necromancer’s favorite workout?

A deadlift!

Why do necromancer's hate original cartoon shows?

Because they prefer the reanimated versions.

What is a necromancer's favorite workout?

Dead lifts

Why do necromancers make such good friends?

Because they're great at raising people's spirits.

What does a necromancer magician say during a magic trick?

Abra-cadaver.

Necromancers,

They just want you for your body.

A Necromancer and a Druid walk into a bar

the Druid says: *’why the long mace’*

I’m pretty sure all history teachers are necromancers

They only care about the dead

I don't know if this one has been said but here goes.

As a necromancer you need hobbies. I've chosen baking because it's weirdly very similar. With a little ritual... I raise the bread.

Warrior: I swear I will have my revenge for the death of my brother!

Elf: You have my bow.

Dwarf: And my axe.

Necromancer: And your brother.

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What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire?

One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.

What’s the hardest part of raising unvaccinated kids?

Finding a reliable necromancer.

During A Battle, After the Death Of His Brother, A Prince from The Human Kingdom Screams to his Soldiers:

\- Kill the enemies, we must avenge my brother!!


then the elf archer, one of his most loyal allies says:


\- You got my bow at your side;


After that, the dwarf, a strong warrior says to the prince:


\- You got my hammer at your side;


At ...

I had to break up with my girlfriend. She was a necromancer.

She wanted us to raise a family together.

Why did the Necromancer with a gambling problem get kicked out of the Slaughterhouse...

He kept raising the steaks.

The death of an adventurers brother..

An adventuring party hears of the murder of the fighter's brother.

\>Bard: I swear I will have revenge for my brother!

\>Warrior: You have my sword!

\>Ranger: You have my bow!

\> Necromancer: And your brother! \*whacks corpse on the table\*

Whats a Necromancer’s favorite kind of music?

Soul Trap.

Why does the Necromancer hate doing stand-up comedy?

He always has a dead audience

Person says:

"It's hard to raise a family"

Necromancer says: "Not if their graves are next to each other"

Last night I had a date with a passionate necromancer.

Today I'm wearing a scarf to hide all the hickies.

What do Christian necromancers say?

Raise the Lord!

Must be easy to get rich as a necromancer

You'd be making a living!

A necromancer and a funeral director are at marriage counselling.

Counsellor: So, why are you guys here today?

Funeral Director: “He only wants me for my bodies!”

I put the romance

In necromancer.

Mommy told me I should make some friends

So I became a necromancer

I dated a necromancer once...

All I got were a lot of hickeys

Of all the DnD Classes, which class would be the best at making friends?

The Necromancer.

Raising a family is hard.

It's a lot easier if you're a necromancer and they're buried close together.

A warrior’s brother was killed

“By my sword, I shall have vengeance!”, says the warrior.

“And my bow.” Added the elf.

“And my axe.” Added the dwarf.

“And your dead brother.” Added the necromancer.

My girlfriend has such a neck fetish,

she barely cares about me she just likes my neck. She's a necromancer.

A knight’s brother was slain in battle by monster

Knight: I will avenge the death of my brother!

Hunter: You have my bow!

Warrior: And my axe!

Mage: And my staff!

Necromancer: And your dead brother!

Why did the witch have so many hickies?

She was dating a necromancer.

What do you call a wizard that likes to give hickeys?

A Necromancer.

What do you call a zombie with a hickey?

A necromancer.

RIP GEORGE A ROMERO

what do you call someone who seduces your throat?

A necromancer.

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