Wiseguy Jokes - 2 Hilarious Wiseguy Jokes

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A bear walks into a bar...

and orders a beer. The bartender said "this is a beer bar. We don't serve bears beer in this bar."

"Oh yeah?" says the bear. "Well if you don't give me a beer right now, I am going to walk down to the other end of this bar and eat that pretty young lady."

The bartender looks at the bea...

Three inmates at the insane asylum gather around the lunch table to plot how they can break out and regain their freedom.

Rudy, the longest standing resident explains they should all meet along the Southern wall at precisely midnight, whereupon he will use his recently illegally acquired hospital issue flashlight to vault them over the wall. Then it’s a short walk across the border into Mexico.

Upon hearing the ...

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