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Will To Live Jokes

My girlfriend is like my will to live

I've never had a will to live

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What's the difference between my will to live and my virginity?

I lost my will to live.

I told my mother I lost my will to live...

She then proceeded to find it beneath a sofa cushion.

What's common between will to live and a girlfriend

I have none

(Me, trying to impress my crush) You're like my will to live

I wish both were with me

Damn girl are you a 'will to live'

because i'm never going to have you

What takes you the longest to get ready in the morning?

Finding the will to live.

Whats always on the ground but can't be picked up?

My will to live

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