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True story, the sequal

I'm a vegetable gardener and was out chopping down weeds in my garden when my old weeder's handle broke. I went to the store and bought a new one, and decided that if I painted it that it would last longer out in the weather, so I got to looking in my shop and all I found was a leftover gold spray ...
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Why is Kim Jong-Un such a good gardener?

Cause he's the supreme weeder.
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Why are the gardens of Pyongyang so immaculate?

Because they have a supreme weeder.
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