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What did Louis Braille say after he injured his eye with an awl?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I really wanted to make an obscure joke about tools, but awl I could come up with was this one.

Nailed it.

She was only the toolmaker’s daughter

But she sure gave the boys her awl.

A blind person tripped on his way into a restaurant and crashed onto the floor.

The waiter rushed up and asked if he was ok. The blind man said "Fall...awlful..." And the waiter said "sorry we don't have that on the menu but there's a Mediterranean place next door."

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Some worrying news for grammar Nazis, a new study shows...

that homophone misuse is at an awl thyme hi.

So you’re taking up leatherworking?

That’s awesome! Just give it your awl!

I once saw a carpenter throw a long, pointed tool into another long pointed tool…

Awl in awl, it was a cool experience.

Needed to punch another hole in my belt.

I gave it my awl.

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