What did Louis Braille say after he injured his eye with an awl?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

I really wanted to make an obscure joke about tools, but awl I could come up with was this one.

Nailed it.

She was only the toolmaker’s daughter.

But she sure gave the boys her awl.

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Some worrying news for grammar Nazis, a new study shows...

that homophone misuse is at an awl thyme hi.

So you’re taking up leatherworking?

That’s awesome! Just give it your awl!

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My English teacher says it's impossible to make a sentence using only nouns...

Boy, eye gist dew naught sea whey awl teachers seam two inn cyst tits knot rite. We half sum examples. Dew ewe? Lettuce snow.

I once saw a carpenter throw a long, pointed tool into another long pointed tool…

Awl in awl, it was a cool experience.

Needed to punch another hole in my belt.

I gave it my awl.

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