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Weed Whacker Jokes

Why did the pot farmer have such ugly fields?

He was afraid to use a weed whacker.

What do you call a guy with a plant fetish?

A Weed Whacker.

Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican.

Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker.
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