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Weed Whacker Jokes

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Logic and the Weed Whacker

A man has a dead end job. He wants to get more money, so he figures he should go back to college. He tells his friend at a bar this one night, and his friend says, "Definitely! Just head tomorrow to the University, and the Dean should be able to hook you up with something." So the man does just that...

Why did the pot farmer have such ugly fields?

He was afraid to use a weed whacker.

What do you call a guy with a plant fetish?

A Weed Whacker.

Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican.

Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker.

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