Weeb Jokes - 17 Hilarious Weeb Jokes

What is a suicidal Weebs favorite anime?

Bleach.

What’s a weebs favorite car?

A Nissan

How many Jackie Chans does it take to change a weebs light bulb?

One because hes the Onii Chan they need.

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A goth, a weeb and a brony walks into a bar

Bartender said well well well! We don't see you people often in here. So how about this, I'ma make you an offer. Each one of you say the most embarrassing thing you have done, and the person with the most cringe-worthy story gets a drink for free.

The Goth said, well I cut my ex's name in my ...

Why don't weebs get laid?

Because they're just dweebs without the d

Did you hear Jeff Bezos is buying Crunchyroll?

He is renaming it to Amazon Weeb Services.

A small weeb joke

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan

What is a weeb’s favorite state?

O-ha-yo

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?

A weebsite.

What does a redneck weeb name their daughter?

Annie May

Weebs doing a crossword puzzle

Person 1: Second person personal pronoun. 3 letters

Person 2: You

Person 1: Past participle of fall. 4 letters

Person 2: Fell

Person 1: Not the number, but the word. 3 letters

Person 2: For

Person 1: Horror movie that received a sequel in 2019. 2 letters
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What's a weeb's favorite element?

Manga-nese

I can't tell what type of cars weebs prefer

SubUwUs or ToyOwOtas?

What did the weeb say, when he saw an alien spaceship fly across the sky?

"Look! A UWO!"

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I've decided I'm going to major in computer science and Japanese.

I'm gonna master weeb design.

What do you call an anime fan blowing in the wind?

A tumble weeb

even though im a hardcore weeb, i still like 3d girls.

especially annie may.

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