Three organized weaklings defeat an army of barbarians.
When asked how they did it, they responded:
"You know what they say, knowledge is power."
The people still didn't understand, so the trio explained it further:
"Well, you see, we were in formation"
An American, An Englishman, and a German are walking down a country road...
...When they see storm clouds on the horizon. Not wanting to spend the night out in the cold rain, they run for the nearest shelter they can make out: A farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, and he replies, "Well, I DID have three beds, but one of them got infected with bedbugs....