When he looks at himself in the mirror, the man is upset to see his once flowing locks are now but a thinning patch. His adoring wife is slowly losing interest as her once Fabio-looking groom is aging quickly.
Determined to regain his confidence and looks, the man tries everything. First he r...
I asked my Chinese friend if he saw the beautiful moon last night
He said, "no, it was waning."
A new CEO takes his seat at the helm of a large corporation
He finds three envelopes on his desk, numbered 1 to 3, and a note.
"Dear successor, On this desk you find 3 envelopes that will help you in times of a crisis. Open them only in the order they are numbered, and only when you face a crisis that you cannot manage. Best of luck"
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Cleetus had a embarrassing disease
So he went to the doctor:
" Sho doc, I have this scratchy in me parts and I was thinking you may have some midicin to you know get thi old junk back on health"
The doctor examined him and diagnosed with an STD, he gave him some suppositories
" Alright Mr thoothill, this supposi...
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