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Waid Jokes

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Self-proclaimed "west virginia backwoods Redneck" told me these were the best jokes ever, tha. Waid "birds's gotta eat, just like a worm."

what do you call a deer with no eyes? ... .

No eye deer.


What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no eye deer.

So a guy takes a girl to the carnival

And asks her what she wants to do first. The girl says "I want to get weighed" so he takes her to the weighing game where the guy tries to guess how much you weigh. The guy guesses 124lbs and the girl only weighs 120lbs so she wins a bear.

After that, the guy asks his date "what do you want t...

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