Visually Impaired Jokes - 11 Hilarious Visually Impaired Jokes

Did you know there was a cult for visually impaired?

They follow their leader blindly

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Why did the visually impaired man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

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What do you call a visually impaired obese poker player?

Big Blind

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I’m visually impaired and the other day I decided to go to the shop

I walked into the shop

and then I went inside.

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I used to sell drugs to kids at the school for the visually impaired until I was caught...

Luckily they turned a blind eye.

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What do a visually impaired gynaecologist and dogs have in common?

Wet noses

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Mysterious Bottle of Ketchup

A man wants to throw a party, so he heads into a grocery store looking for supplies. He grabs a shopping cart and combs through the aisles, grabbing everything he could possibly need for the party.

He's about to head out and he does a final mental check of the things he needs. He realises he...

Blonde Joke

An old visually impaired cattle rustler meanders into an all-young lady biker bar by misstep...
He discovers his way to a bar stool and requests an injection of Jack Daniels.
Subsequent to staying there for some time, he shouts to the barkeep, 'Hello, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The b...

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A doctor, a philanthropist, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a group of blind golfers.

As they wait for the impaired golfers to painstakingly finish the next hole, the doctor says "What a motivating sight. I'm inspired to start a clinic for visually impaired people in order that they might better pursue their dreams."
The philanthropist nods in agreement and says "That's a worthy...

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Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them.

I know life is tough for the visually impaired.

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Asked my friend to make up a joke about two Canadians and a Bear

A visually impaired Canadian is notified that a bear has broken into his house and is eating all his food.

He hurries home and into the kitchen, where he finds A: his hairy housemate and B: a bear.

But he doesn't know which is which!

"Shoot us both," the housemate says, "it's th...

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