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A truck loaded with Vicks vaporub overturned on the highway

amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench.

Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"

Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."

Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."

Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract?

Hush Puppies.

Similarities between Scruff McGruff's police force and Michael Vick?

They've both got a dog fighting crime.

A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

One thing I do to get attention

Wear my Michael Vick jersey to the dog park

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Not russian to the punch line on this one.

Three friends, Vick, Tom, and John, are having a discussion on ancestry.

Vick says, "I just found out my great great grandfather was part of a Democratic party in Russia in the early 1900s, and helped form an alliance with the Jewish Bund."

Tom says, "Bolshevik?"

Vick replies, "...

Lorry crashes and leaves the road full of boxes.

Don't worry though, it was just boxes of Vicks vapour rub....


There was no congestion at all.

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