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Yoda is piloting a 747...

Radio tower: Flight 90 you seem to be veering away from your designated flight path. Stay on course. Over.

Yoda: Instrument panels, working not.

Radio tower: Flight 90, stay on course. Is everything okay? Over.

Yoda: Too many clouds, there are.

Radio tower: Flight 90. Ma...

I went to my doctor today and said, "Doc, I think there may be something wrong with the pills you gave me last time."

The doctor peered over his glasses and asked, "Why do you think that, Mr. Hatter?"

"I keep veering to the left, then to the right."

"I wouldn't worry about that." he replied. "Those are just side effects."

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